Gay Today
The month of reckoning has arrived on gay rights. DADT The long-awaited troop survey on Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has finally dropped, and if it was an iTunes single, it would have already surpassed Ke$sha and that new guy on “Glee.” I’m just kidding. No one follows the news. But it does finally bring the [...]
Gays, Buy This Not That: “Black Friday Edition”
The Biggest Shopping Day of the Year is here, and every red-blooded, crowd-not-fearing American has shopping on their minds. Groceries, DVDs, games, candles, decorations! They all want your money! …But do they all deserve it? I understand that there are some deals out there too insane to miss, and Unfriendly Boycotts are difficult to maintain [...]
Battle of the Holiday Drinks
Well, hopefully we’re far enough into November that it’s now acceptable to… FREAAAAK OUUUUUTTT!!! The incredibly delectable Holiday drinks are back at all your local coffee shops, and I couldn’t be a bigger nerdy fan. There will always be people who deplore this time of year, but they have anger in their hearts where gingerbread [...]
Hope Before Honor
I don’t want to talk about the word everyone in Washington speaks of: Hope. Speaks of, but does nearly everything in its power to extinguish. I want to speak of a stronger word, a word that has a vanishing significance in Modern America: Honor. Certainly honor has a place in today’s society on flags or [...]




