With all the yammering that goes on about the mean, abusive, they-made-my-baby-daughter-cry “gay agenda” in the 24-hour Infotainment news cycle, I decided “hell with it!  If we’re gonna be accused of a gay agenda, we might as well have one.”  So behold!  The Gay Agenda Gamer’s Guide Walkthrough, for those who want to play the [...]

It’s late in the week.  For those of us out west, it’s getting too damn hot.  For those back east, it’s still too damn cold.  Summer’s almost here, but not really.  The news sucks as usual. We all need a pick-me-up! Partake in “Delicious” AKA The Laughing Song, from the “comedy” album by professional TV [...]

I’m glad that the douchiest thing about me is that I use Axe Body Spray.  That is, I used to use Axe.  My conscience has finally gotten the better of me.  I don’t want to turn into this meme– To explain my usage of this is to come out about another dirty secret.  I perspire [...]

My friend Cat used to explain her intense desire to see “Bridget Jones’ Diary: The Edge of Reason” by the fact that she had a vagina and was powerless to resist.  I mention this because I have a penis, a gay penis to be exact, and that’s why you will probably find me in a [...]

My Summer playlist for three years running (that glorious first summer in South Beach!) has been that artistically vibrant, morally questionable funhouse of the Verve Remixes:  Old book standards and jazz rarities remixed with the choicest electronica meats.  New artists like Fink, Mint Royale, Brazilian Girls, and The Postal Service provide a melodic pulse to [...]

Happy 21st Birthday to Emma Watson aka Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter films, the latest installment “Deathly Hallows pt. 1″ comes out on DVD/Blu-Ray today. But the more pressing concern is…Who does that bitch look like? I look forward to Emma’s future career choices. I love the way she says “get the facts on [...]

The Kate Winslet buoyed HBO miniseries “Mildred Pierce” just wrapped up it’s laborious five hours. She did her best, it had great production values (production designers! Is there any Hollywood workhorse that’s had more consistent results?), but in the end, the story did not justify it’s runtime. So, sadly, I don’t think I got much [...]

A private San Francisco elementary school got itself wrapped up in an ideological kerfuffle last week when a second grade class, as part of an assigned Social Studies school curriculum, went to the Castro District on a Field Trip, along with other minority SF communities like Chinatown. Several enraged parents withheld their kids from the [...]

1) NOM’s Facebook Page is in Trouble A true shocker for the gay history books today.  Louis Marinelli, mastermind behind the National Organization for Marriage’s Anti-Equality Bus Tour, has resigned from the largest hate machine not currently enjoying a tax shelter.  NOM has been responsible for many faltered Marriage Equality laws, and they claimed a [...]

Plenty has seen improvements over the years by the intervention of a gay man in the design and interpretation process.  Yet there are some serious areas of major money-making businesses that could do with some style, panache or just a plain old edgy renovation. 1) K-Mart In the battle of large-scale Everything Stores, K-Mart is [...]

The thing I am most afraid of is not the possibility of no Marriage Equality, but of some Godawful compromise that falls an inch short of equal.  You will know we are at the end because we will be approached with a deal that will promise us 99%.  As the years have gone on, the [...]