Drink December
Christmas in Chicago with my family, boyfriend and dog. We will all need to keep warm, so “How is Adam Getting His Drink On?” will be “DRINK DECEMBER!” until the New Year. Here’s the shots in the arm we’ll be drinking. Join us? “Hanukkah Sparklers” YOU’LL NEED: One package berry blue Jell-O 3/4 cup water [...]
Drink December
Christmas in Chicago with my family, boyfriend and dog. We will all need to keep warm, so “How is Adam Getting His Drink On?” will be “DRINK DECEMBER!” until the New Year. Here’s the shots in the arm we’ll be drinking. Join us? “Partridge in a Snowy Pear Tree” This shot is pure frosting. YOU’LL [...]
Drink December
Christmas in Chicago with my family, boyfriend and dog. We will all need to keep warm, so “How is Adam Getting His Drink On?” will be “DRINK DECEMBER!” until the New Year. Here’s the shots in the arm we’ll be drinking. Join us? “Christmas Cookie” YOU’LL NEED: 1/2 oz. Kahlua 1/2 oz. Bailey’s 1/2 oz. [...]
Drink December
Christmas in Chicago with my family, boyfriend and dog. We will all need to keep warm, so “How is Adam Getting His Drink On?” will be “DRINK DECEMBER!” until the New Year. Here’s the shots in the arm we’ll be drinking. Join us? “Drunk Cherries” YOU’LL NEED: Jar of Maraschino Cherries Vodka or Rum TO [...]
Adam Sass, Fun Ruiner: Amazon.com Edition
I begin a new segment on Stay on Fountain with a picture of Lisa Simpson, my official Corporate Watchdog logo (until I get a cease and desist letter from Fox Entertainment). I’m here to ruin your Amazon shopping experience today. You like those discounts, yes? Got a lot of Christmas presents this year from the [...]
Alan Sues, of Laugh-In, R.I.P.
If the hippies and lefties of the late 60′s / early 70′s knew that a 20-something gay guy in West Hollywood would one day soon be referring to that time as “a simpler time,” they’d never stop vomiting. Well, that’s what I’m going to talk about today. A simpler time, which doesn’t necessarily mean a [...]
Film Archaeology: Do You Know What’s Best?
The Golden Globe nominations came out last week, and boy were we all “meh” here in Hollywood. Could it be that we are so immersed in all things movies that it ceased to become special? Are there so many film festivals and film critic circles and newspaper circle jerks that already preceded this Golden Globe [...]
Kickstarter! A Not-Depressing Good Cause
Kickstarter.com, for the uninitiated, is an artistic endeavor fundraising site that is extremely effective in getting the word on your project. Sometimes it’s theater, sometimes it’s film, sometimes it’s art, sometimes it’s music. ….That’s pretty much it. I’m sure you could get a Kickstarter for a building or a pricey medical treatment, but this is [...]
The SHAME of NC-17
Written by Guest Writer Marcus Kaye Shame is a drama about a sex-addict that garnered an NC-17 rating and director Steve McQueen doesn’t beat around the bush (of which there is plenty, thank you Carey Mulligan). Opening on star Michael Fassbender in the buff, Shame, crosses the boundaries between narrative and pornographic filmmaking. The only difference is, the [...]
For Gays, for All, This is the Speech of Speeches
In an unexpected move yesterday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave what could possibly the defining speech of her career at the United Nations assembly. “Gay rights are human rights, and human rights are gay rights,” she said. The speech was a plea for peace for LGBT people in all corners of the world. She [...]
LA Playlist
“Nobody’s Dirty Business” and “The Plank” by The Devil Makes Three. My friend Drew has recently given me a thorough schooling on modern bluegrass music. Across two of those mixes, the clear Non-Avett Brothers leader here is The Devil Makes Three. The key to bluegrass here is the tickling of the ear. It must fall [...]
Film Archaeology: “8 Edicts of Oscar Season Movies”
Hey History!
Does anybody remember a time when it was normal for opponents of gay marriage to provide this as a viable argument: “Gays can get married. As long as they marry someone of the opposite sex.” It was a cuckoo crazy time when such an insulting, forehead-slapping, “Oh, I see what you did there” response was [...]
F U if U Miss This: “THE MUPPETS”
Review by Guest Writer DREW HUNTER First off: No worries here, mate. This ship is spoiler-free. Second off: There are two versions of this review – a short one (which, honestly, contains all you actually want to know) and a staggeringly, embarrassingly, annoyingly, cloying, minorly sentimental, long one (which is only here only for my [...]















