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Happy 21st Birthday to Emma Watson aka Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter films, the latest installment “Deathly Hallows pt. 1″ comes out on DVD/Blu-Ray today.

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So, Emma, are you excited to be turning 21?? You can finally start--- oh...

But the more pressing concern is…Who does that bitch look like?

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Emma from her website's Thanks for the Birthday Wishes video, which I totally did not watch...

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Holy shit! She's turning into the "No Better Time to Invest in Gold" Monex commercial lady!

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Parodied by Kristin Wiig on SNL. "I'm not drinking gold...I wish."

I look forward to Emma’s future career choices.


I love the way she says “get the facts on gold.”  I sense getting the facts on Monex would be troubling.

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Adam is a comic writer who truly hates politics, and he hopes you do too. He lives in LA with his nurse boyfriend and their dachshund. Keep up with what he’s drinking on Twitter @TheAdamSass. Read more finger-wagging opinion & gay news with the new Stay on Fountain e-book: “A Look at the Great Gay Tipping Point”.

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