Mitt Romney’s Father Was Better Than His Son
Stumbled across an interesting artifact the other day concerning George Romney, father of the not-official-yet-but-who-are-we-kidding Republican nominee Mitt Romney. George Romney has come up a couple of times in this campaign, mostly when Mitt was stumping in his home state of Michigan. What I saw was a letter sent to George (in 1964, when he...
5 People Who Should Be Really Worried About a President Santorum
Rick Santorum is totally splooging in the polls, after having won caucuses in Minnesota, Missouri and Colorado and gaining in others. Constant frontrunner (for now) Mitt Romney is having a hard time deconstructing an opponent in Santorum because, unlike the affairs-plus-corruption-scandal of Gingrich, there isn’t a bad thing to say about the son of a...
What’s the Worst Thing You Can Say About Mitt Romney?
The only people Republican candidates trash more than gays and liberals are each other. Like raptors biting at each other’s necks. Well, Newt Gingrich has sunk quite a bit of coin into a 30-minute Romney attack ad, complete with the gravelly dark voice-over guy, who must’ve taken this gig on break between Grindhouse trailers....
LA Playlist (The Watch Don’t Listen Edition)
Some videos for your consumption while you digest the news of the day: 1) The “Nifty” Video Gay Stormtroopers. Just watch it here. That three minute clip has more genuine romance, conflict and political commentary than all three prequels combined. But, I thought all the Stormtroopers were supposed to be clones of each other? And...
Hail, President Poop Lube!
I start 2012 on a classy note. With the coming of the new year, the long-simmering-erupting bids from potential GOP candidates was allowed to finally, officially, take place. Every two weeks, we were treated to another “front runner,” each of them consequently taken down by their own unfortunate inability to wield their own lunacy....
Adam Sass, Fun Ruiner: Amazon.com Edition
I begin a new segment on Stay on Fountain with a picture of Lisa Simpson, my official Corporate Watchdog logo (until I get a cease and desist letter from Fox Entertainment). I’m here to ruin your Amazon shopping experience today. You like those discounts, yes? Got a lot of Christmas presents this year from the...
Gay Soldiers, Death Panels and Fox News: 2010 ’til the Day You Die!
Presidenital candidate, former Senator Rick Santorum, has the nervous old dog look on his face of someone who knows this is the end of the road. He’s trailing in nearly every poll for GOP candidates. He’s a dunce in a (Very Confederate) Confederacy of Dunces. The only time he makes news is when a Big...
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