The Stay on Fountain book, “A Look at the Great Gay Tipping Point,” has been selling splendidly!
Thank you so much for buying the book and supporting this site. Let’s keep this momentum going! If you’ve read the book already, tell everyone you know! Here’s some FAG’s (Frequently Addressed Gripes):
I don’t know what the book is about!
Stay on Fountain is a book of gay-flavored political satire, picking apart the silly, obnoxious Disney villains known as anti-gay crusaders. As gay life becomes easier, and our culture more embraced, our opponents’ arguments and plots against us must get grander and loonier. It’s fun to watch them fail.
I don’t like politics!
This book was WRITTEN for people who hate politics. For those of you who quake and quiver at the thought of listening to these screeching apes for one more second than you already do– Stay on Fountain is absolutely for you. I wrote this book as a way for us to learn about the issues in a way that doesn’t make us all feel like we’re doomed.
I’m not gay!
Congratulations! This book was made for you too! Gay news is going on all around us right now, and it’s a fun one to follow because if you’re not gay, then it has a bearing on your life that is compassionate, rather than immediate. Therefore, reading the book will make you feel right good about yourself. Also, gay news being more anecdotal, it’s made for stories. Lastly, it isn’t news about the economy. Economy news is depressing, boring, impossible to grasp and impossible to improve. Enjoy the instant pleasure of gay news, for we are flashier.
I don’t have a Kindle!
Anyone reading this sentence I am writing right now can read the book. There are FREE Kindle and Nook apps for all platforms:
iPhones! Kindle app / Nook app
Droids! Kindle app / Nook app
iPads! Kindle app / Nook app
PCs! Kindle app / Nook app
Macs! Kindle app / Nook app
And get the book once, you can read it across multiple platforms, and it will always keep your place in the book. However, it’s 75 pages. I think you can do it in one sitting just fine.






1 comment
Michael Russo says:
Feb 15, 2012
Woohoo! Everyone get the book – you won’t regret it. It’s amazing!