6a00d8341c730253ef014e870a9c19970d 800wi 300x168 Youre Not Helping! An English gay man has Super Glued a tiny hat to his head for a party.  Upon learning it was stuck for good, he ended up at the hospital.

YES!

And no.

To the beautiful man and his beautiful boyfriend, you’re not helping.

I don’t want to leap to any wild conclusions, but these Super Glue shenanigans may have led to the timely passing of Super Glue inventor Harry Coover. Mr. Coover, 94, is believed to have died of natural causes.  There is an off-chance that it was of embarrassment that gluing tiny hats to heads was his final legacy.

Having said that, you both are showing great self-depricating humor here, so I call it a wash.  I tell you, I’m not sure I would have the balls to go into an ER with that damn thing on my crown, so good on ya!

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Adam is a comic writer who truly hates politics, and he hopes you do too. He lives in LA with his nurse boyfriend and their dachshund. Keep up with what he’s drinking on Twitter @TheAdamSass. Read more finger-wagging opinion & gay news with the new Stay on Fountain e-book: “A Look at the Great Gay Tipping Point”.

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